West Lebanon Secedes From Lebanon

WEST LEBANON– After decades suffering under the tyrannical yoke of Lebanon and witnessing their tax dollars allocated disproportionately to the other side of the City while their demands for equitable investment went ignored, the 1/3rd of the Lebanon population living in 03784 declared themselves an independent municipality. The West Lebanon territory includes significant critical infrastructure including the airport, dump, last remnant rail line, sewage treatment plant, and the new Target. Upon joining neighboring SAU 70 as an independent borough, residents saw their property values rise, their taxes drop, and their schools invested in for the first time since West Leb High closed.